IT version of Why this Kolaveri Di? - Lyrics

Remix version of the Tamil Song Why this kolaveri di for IT guys :D

Yo guys.. I am sing song.. soup song.. flop song
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(rthym corrct)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(maintain plz)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..adi

Mmmm mmm mmmm
Distance uula bikeu bikeu
bikeu colouruu black uu
Bike-u backseat girluu girluu
girlu coloru whiteuu

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

White-u skinu clientu clientu
Clientu heartu Blacku
Issue u Issue u meet u meet u
My appraisal darku

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Dialogue1: ”mama.. notes eduthuko.. apadiye Laptopu eduthuko”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Sariya reverse KT sollu
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve ve

Dialogue2:”he he he he.. Super maama ready?.. ready 1…. 2uu.. 3eee 4”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve

Dialogue3:” Ok. Maama.. now tune change.. uh?”
Kaila Mouse u(Di:”illa only English huh”)
Hand-la mouse uu Mouse la code u
Code u fulla error uu
Empty lifeu project come u 

Life reversu gearu

Bug bug u. Oh my bug u
U showed me BOW u
Beer u beer u.. Holy beer u
I want you here now u

God I am dying now u
PM happy how u
This song is for IT guys u
We don’t have choice u

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(2)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..di

Flop song…

again- I received it as an email, I am just sharing it by some minute corrections.